HOCANIN VAAZI

HOCANIN VAAZI

Of’lu hoca Cuma namazında içki içenleri fena azarlıyordu:

– ” Paranızı sokağa atıyorsunuz ! Kazanan kim ? Meyhaneci…

En büyük dükkan kimin ? Meyhanecinin…

En güzel ev kimin ? Meyhanecinin…

Ya en güzel araba ? Meyhanecinin.

Bu paraları veren kim ? Ha sizin gibi kafasızlar…”

Aradan 2 hafta geçer, bir adam koşarak hocanın yanına gelir ve ellerine sarılıp öperek:

– ” Allah razı olsun hocam, senin verdiğin içki vaazı sayesinde hayatım kurtuldu..”

Hoca memnun:

– ” Aferin, içkiyi bırakmanın mükafatlarını ahirette de göreceksin oğlum.” der. Adam düzeltir:

– ” İçkiyi bırakmadım hocam, MEYHANE AÇTIM ! “

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